Just because you kill someone, doesn’t mean you have to eat them …….

👿 🙀 🤣 🍗 A garish gorish COMEDY article. (Warning: tongue-in-cheek, but true-n-gross.)

My holiday wishes may be different than yours. Since I have realized that I am a Gore Whore now, I am hoping that this holiday season brings as many new horror family get-togethers as there have been in past years. Because this is how I make money now. Off the backs of the impaled.

Those of us who are rubbernecking articles online — to peer into the celebratory slaughters among other families, who…